Will you open you flyer?

After a poppy burst-ed work day, you go home thinking of a brilliant cricket you are about to play.

You go to the field and bowl 2 overs and the next thing you know is you cant let you hand down anymore and end up holding your hand in 'hands-up' position for the rest of the game.

You try to field a ball and the next thing you see is your leg covered in blood.

You come home after a disastrous play, at least wanting to have a nice dinner and a good sleep and the next thing you see is you hand covered in hot frying oil.

If the day is as such and you want to go to the bathroom to take a leak, will you get the guts to open your flyer?




You Bet, I didn't!!

p.s: rough draft.

tagged moi.

Here goes the 10 random facts about me.

1. I'm left-handed and I feel lucky being one.

2. I start reading a magazine from the last page, almost always.

3. At any moment of time, I'm addicted to at least one single application of Google. I seriously believe someone will soon take control of the world with the help of Google. I think the government should consider analyzing Google-using-human behavioral pattern for abnormality and ban Google.

4. I heart music. I keep humming something or the other. My favorites; Godsmack, Blue October, Radiohead, Disturbed, Tool, Led Zeppelin, Korn, Seether.

5. I have an annoying self control. Thanks to music and my dad.

6. I like romantic movies but I just don't admit them. ( Somehow someone somewhere made me believe that romance is for 'immaturus'. what a sucker, I am! )

7. I can't hear anything detailed on child birth or even watch it in movies. I feel like my foot loses gravity when I hear 'em. (like the same feeling you get when on giant wheel)

8. I always drink water before food. Always!

9. I bet to myself to achieve something. And I do take resolutions but 90% of my resolution has been to 'Brush my teeth at night'. The reason its been on the list many times is because I fail at it miserably. It never crossed a week.

10. I think communism is cool and history is over-rated.

p.s:-
Anand, I would love to include the 3 facts you mentioned but considering the extreme pervert-ism I had to clip it out. Call me coward. ;)

Work Facts #4

Please Refrain from Talking to Your Computer

Your computer is not a person. It will never be a person. People talk to people. It’s the law. Also, It really creeps your neighbors out, and kills your element of surprise for hatefesting. If you try this and someone gives you the number for Resources for Living don’t be surprised.

Work Facts #3

Check Work Fact #2 before reading this.

Don’t assume everyone knows basic Math

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From: XXXXXXXXX

Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2008 9:40 AM

To: xxxx; XXX Development XXXXXXXX Support

Subject: RE: XXDATE concern

XXXX,

It is mathematically impossible to divide any number by 7 and get a remainder of 8. Where you get the 6.8 from is a matter of opinion but the underlined below is not the definition of a remainder:

0039668 / 7 = 5666.8571428571428571428571428571

.8571428571428571428571428571 is technically the remainder = 6/7

XXXXXXXXXX
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Of Dulce de Leche and Pumpkin Pies,

Coming soon..Editing stage!

p.s : This post is not about 'desserts'. Its the reverse of it. Mind! reading this might bring you down.

I Heart Super-powers

Couple of days back, I had a dream in which my teeth starts falling out one by one. It looked so real, I jumped out of my bed screaming only to realize it was a nightmare. After some gargling and brushing and some heees in front of the mirror plus a couple of hours of staring at the ceiling, I finally managed to get some sleep.

The next morning, I googled for "Teeth falling out dreams" and it come back with 800 thousand page hits and hit me with the word "depression", as one of the psychological interpretation of the dream among others. Only then I realized, me not holding superpower is the reason for my personal calamity. Because,

If only, I have super power to travel back to past, I would go back in time to give Micheal Jackson his most important career advice with a proof, "to keep ears away from cosmetic surgeons and hands away from kids".

If only, I have super power to travel back to my kinder garden days, I would hit back the guy who hit me back for my hit on him for his cuss word on me. [Comprendo?]

If only, I have short term memory, I would now un-think my ONLY thought and be relieved. [Oh sorry, short term is not a super power.]

If only, I have super power to travel any place, I would have gone to the only place I love to be, anytime.

If only, I have that stupid super power, "I would have done the one thing, I deeply regret now for not doing at the right time", and wouldn't be this fricking depressed.

If only, GODDAMN IT!!!

p.s - For moral reasons, I gotto say this.
Be a man of reason. Super power is for the weak-hearts. It gives false hope.

I Hate Obama....

........just kidding. Some 15+ months before the poll, Obama was someone magical to me. I wished him to be the next president, just like any other normal person wished, mostly because of his race (at that time). Watching him frustrate Hillary Clinton during the debate with his charisma was just priceless. What else you need in a president? He has this extra-ordinary self-confidence, personal skills and much more. Then it just happened one day, I could not stand his speech. I just could not understand what he is talking. I really tried paying attention, after all he is like a 'Hero'. Mind! Im no scholar in politics but I do think rational (sometimes). But most of the thrills he manages to create in his speech only allures the irrationals (i think). Ofcourse, he needs to be, given credit for something in him that motivates people but not a credit to the level of hype people managed to create. In every sense, Ralph Nader beats Barack, who in my opinion is the most honest politician. He motivates people with matters. Unlike Obama, he does not showcase his political agenda wherever he finds a microphone, but rather talks about things that really matters to the people. For that matter, I hate to say this 'politically' thou, I like Ron Paul than Barack Obama. He is one darn honest 'person' (person, I did not say politician). You would just love seeing him rape the other G.O.P's. (you can find many in youtube)

I don't hate Obama. But he's just not what the hype has made him to be. (which is not his mistake, ofcouse. But definitely a problem for him.)