Thursday, May 21, 2009

Will you open you flyer?

After a poppy burst-ed work day, you go home thinking of a brilliant cricket you are about to play.

You go to the field and bowl 2 overs and the next thing you know is you cant let you hand down anymore and end up holding your hand in 'hands-up' position for the rest of the game.

You try to field a ball and the next thing you see is your leg covered in blood.

You come home after a disastrous play, at least wanting to have a nice dinner and a good sleep and the next thing you see is you hand covered in hot frying oil.

If the day is as such and you want to go to the bathroom to take a leak, will you get the guts to open your flyer?




You Bet, I didn't!!

p.s: rough draft.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

tagged moi.

Here goes the 10 random facts about me.

1. I'm left-handed and I feel lucky being one.

2. I start reading a magazine from the last page, almost always.

3. At any moment of time, I'm addicted to at least one single application of Google. I seriously believe someone will soon take control of the world with the help of Google. I think the government should consider analyzing Google-using-human behavioral pattern for abnormality and ban Google.

4. I heart music. I keep humming something or the other. My favorites; Godsmack, Blue October, Radiohead, Disturbed, Tool, Led Zeppelin, Korn, Seether.

5. I have an annoying self control. Thanks to music and my dad.

6. I like romantic movies but I just don't admit them. ( Somehow someone somewhere made me believe that romance is for 'immaturus'. what a sucker, I am! )

7. I can't hear anything detailed on child birth or even watch it in movies. I feel like my foot loses gravity when I hear 'em. (like the same feeling you get when on giant wheel)

8. I always drink water before food. Always!

9. I bet to myself to achieve something. And I do take resolutions but 90% of my resolution has been to 'Brush my teeth at night'. The reason its been on the list many times is because I fail at it miserably. It never crossed a week.

10. I think communism is cool and history is over-rated.

p.s:-
Anand, I would love to include the 3 facts you mentioned but considering the extreme pervert-ism I had to clip it out. Call me coward. ;)